Human Kurloz x Reader

*Kurloz POV*

It was my first day of highschool. This sucked motherfucking ass. I was a mute and no one understood sign language besides myself of course. As I walked in, I noticed everyone was staring at me with either a weird face or a disgusting face. I rolled my indigo eyes and walked to my first class.

*:33* "My shipping powers are tingling"

As I walked through the halls, I kept getting confused and I just wanted to ask someone. So I did, I looked around and noticed a beautiful girl. She had (curly/straight) and (Color) hair and shimmering (color) eyes. She was using sign language with another girl. I nervously walked up this.. angel. I tapped her shoulder and she turned around. She smiled and said "Hi Are you new here?" I nodded and signed "Yeah Sis I don't know if you can read this but I'm a motherfuckin mute" She smiled and giggled and signed back "Cool My friend is a mute too! So I learned sign language for her and now I can sign to the both of you! By the way my name is (ur name)" Gog she is adorable. Thank the messiahs that I had a lot of face paint cause then I would be blushing a storm right now.

Your POV

**Your name is now (Name) K?**

I was talking to a really cute guy. He had dark brown hair, clown face paint, wicked indigo eyes (is that even possible >)and was wearing a skeleton jacket and indigo jeans. Which made him look remotely cool and cute all at the same time. The both of us were signing and I found out he was a mute. Well it was kind of obvious because his face paint looked like he had stitches on his lips. Then the Bell rang, I said "I gotta go to class, do you know where you're classes are?" He shook his head no, and took out his schedule, showing me it. I studied it and said "Your first class is with me! Come on and BTW what's your name?" Before grabbing his gloved hand and ran down the hallway. The both of us ran down the hallway he quickly signed "My motherfucking name Kurloz Makara"

**Time Skip Brought to you by Terezi licking the screen H3H3H3H3H3H3!:bademoticon:  >**

As the both of us walked into the classroom, everyone was giving a goofy look at Kurloz. That's when one of the stupidest people in the class said "Hey! Teacher when did allow clowns into this school huh?" Everyone laughed at his joke, and I was just brewing a storm inside. I looked at Kurloz, his smile was replaced with a frown, and that just threw me over the limit. I yelled "HEY IDIOT! When did the school allow dumbasses like you in this class huh?!" And then I continued, Yup I was on a roll!! WOOHOO! "You should just SHUT UP and not be a hypocrite!!" Everyone silenced and the guy sunk down in his seat, his face red with embarrassment. Kurloz's frown was now a bright smile and I heard a deep rumbling, possibly his chuckling. The teacher said "That's enough you too now (name) sit down and now who are you?" I said "This is Kurloz he's new to the school" The teacher nodded and look at the attendance sheet, seeing Kurloz Makara on his roster. (teacher is male BTW) He said "Alright Kurloz take you're seat next to (Name's)." He nodded and the both of us sat down, and got ready for class.
**Time Skip II brought to you by Sollux doing a OPTIIC BLA2T!!:bademoticon: **

Kurloz POV

It was now lunch and I was waiting for (name) at my locker. Now I saw her, she was a absolute angel in my eyes. Her hair bounced as she ran towards me. She hugged me saying "Hi Kurloz!!" I thought "She is so motherfucking warm!" I wrapped my arms around her waist and spun her around causing her adorably squeal saying "Kurly~! Stop Hahahahahahahahahaha!" Gog This girl is the best thing that every happened to me.

I stopped and put her down, she hugged me one last time before whisking me into the lunch room with her. She smiled and sat down at a empty table. She giggled and said "Kurly aren't you eat? it Is lunch." I shook my head no and signed "No (name)-sis I don't really eat school food" She said "Then eat some of mine" and smiled brightly, causing my cheeks to become bright red. She took out a bag of chips, a sandwich, and two bottles of Faygo. I smiled brightly and took one of the bottles and drank. She giggled and said "Kurloz you got a little of Faygo on you're lips" Her cheeks d a pink hue on her cheeks. She looked so innocent so I signed "Alright sis can you get for me?" Her cheeks were now bright red and she nodded. I pulled her onto my lap, and kissed her. She tasted like (favorite flavor) and with the faygo, it tasted like the messiahs. I put my tongue in her mouth, exploring her wet cavern. As we kissed, her arms were around my neck, and my arms were around her waist, pulling her closer to me. As we parted, a long string of saliva was formed. I hugged her, and signed "(Name)-sis will you be my motherfucking miracle?" She smiled and kissed me again. After that she said "Hell Yeah Kurloz! I love you~" "Love you too miracle" She blushed and the both of us began to have sloppy makeouts

TEH END!